A little something that my weird brain came up with and I decided to post it here even though it has nothing to do with 1977, except that paperboys were still a thing back in the ’70s. 

And, the NSFW version. You’ve been warned.

Not many songs about paperboys, but Queen does a great song about riding bicycles! From their 1978 album “Jazz” came the double sided single of “Bicycle Race” and “Fat Bottomed Girls.” Cleverly, Queen mentions the other song’s title in the lyrics.