How fast do beards soaked in Jack Daniels really go up in flames? Find out Wednesday. I’m serving up a request to show how the band gets busted ala that desktop I did a little while ago. Now you’re going to find out.
What a way to start off the Bar Fight week then with the Rolling Stones’ “Street Fighting Man”. Nearly every bar I went into during my college years had a guy or two like the one Lorraine is setting on fire. Big, burly dudes with attitudes. Most of them none to fond of skinny little twerps like me with big mouths. I am the center of attention you know and this annoys some folks. Imagine that. Toon in Wednesday for more fighting fun!
BAR FIGHT! BAR FIGHT! YEAHHHH!!!
And the fuse is lit on a mighty Rube Goldberg chain of train-wreckage … 😀
As it was so well-put just a few days ago by Ambaaargh @DMFA: Oh, look what time it is! “It’s Everything Goes Wrong O’Clock!”
– http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1310.php
Hey … if you’ve not used it yet, I think Little Feat’s “Framed” could possibly be a title that might come in handy as this story arc unfolds. If you can’t find the song, the lyrics by themselves are good for a laugh:
– http://www.littlefeat.net/index.php?page=lyrics&dc_id=367
Robyn, as always … looking tasty-licken’ good, my man! 😛
Aw, come on would any of these guys hit such beautiful girls like Robyn or Lorraine ?
I mean sure, Robyn may like to get into a little scrap or two, given her tough girl attitude right ?
Accidents wouldn’t happen if he wasn’t too busy staring at her chest.
And this is the reason I’ll give anyone who asks why I shaved off my beard.
When I was overweight and out of shape, people used to perform acts of violence or give threats to me frequently. Then, I stared working out and learning how to fight to solve this problem. It worked much better than I planned. When I became physically adept, people lost interest in starting fights with me so I didn’t have to fight people anyway. The bad side of this is when people are nice to me I don’t know if they’re nice people or if they’re afraid of what I might do to them if they’re not nice to me.