Speak Like A Pirate Day has rolled around again. This time, I was prepared. I know, shocking. Been working on this for a while now and finally got around to getting it done. I’m getting back into drawing slowly, but I least I’m finally getting some content out there. More as I have it!
Arrr, matie, I be seein red too….
Where be the servin’ wench? Arrr.
That what the pirates call them?
Arrrr… aye, me doubloons fell off after that wench from the docks got a hold of ’em. Arrr….
SCHWING!!!
Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! 🙂
Not a bad way to lose a couple of doubloons. Wonder if it’s a bikini bottom or g string panties either way she could wear a mini skirt with a slits, leather stockings, maybe sheer stockings or fishnets and thigh high boots. Lorraine is one sexy pirate and can always have my doubloons if I any I’d go for the fishnets and thigh highs with a slit mini skirt fun for Halloween.
That does sound like an outfit Lorraine would wear. 🙂
what’s the big deal about pants, Lorraine?
Need to protect your booty?
Lorraine could always marry captain Morgan he is on Captain Morgan rum handsome and a life time supply of rum. Then again she could marry captain highlighter and have a life time supply of battered fish sticks. Go far captain Morgan he knows his boots and they match those hot pants.
Captain Highlighter either does hair streaking or has something to do with those day-glow markers.
You are most likely thinking of Highliner, as in long line fishing on the high seas.
Either that or spell check / auto-correct substituted Highlighter for High-liner.
Either way he is a grizzled white whiskered old coot.
Hey! Wait a sec….. weren’t you going to compile a picture book or something so we could buy it? Did that happen and I missed it?
No, you didn’t miss anything. The past two years have seen many family issues eat up a majority of my time. Both my father and my wife’s father passed last year, and my wife had her hands full settling her father’s estate. It was complicated to say the least. My youngest son was in a head-on collision just days after my Dad died… my son was okay, but more time with insurance companies, etc., etc. And as you may or may not know I had a mini-stroke this year and that just knocked the shit out of me. And just this past month I had a torn retina in my right eye. What the fuck?
Sorry, long story. I am WAY behind on the “Hemp Island” book, which folks will get who pre-ordered it. AND yes, I was planning a Pin-Up book, but as you can see, that fell on its face with all the crap going on in my life. I’m hopefully rebounding now. I’m getting active on Patreon again after a year away from it. So, that’s a good sign.
Wow! But don’t forget the good stuff that happened, too. The NASCAR gig and your son’s NASCAR school, getting the Miata going again, and the fact that there are a lot of people out there that you have never met that really care for you and worry about your well-being. Keep fighting the good fight and remember that this getting old crap isn’t for sissies!
Thank you for reminding me that the good stuff is important to focus on as well. For all the shit in my life, there’s an equal pile of good stuff too. We forget to share the good stuff.
Man, you need a vacation.
Damn straight I do. 🙂
Merry Christmas!