Amen, Bud. Not that we men are any easier to figure out sometimes. But, I did have a girl slam a door on me in a very similar fashion once. She cheats on me and *I* get thrown out the door. What?
Tax day AND my 29th freakin’ wedding anniversary. How many of you were born AFTER I got married let alone those glory days of 1977? Eh? I see you… put your hands down, you’re not in school anymore. Yep, 29 years. Long frakkin’ road but I still have my hair, so I’m doing something right. It’s the Mountain Dew.
Speaking of “Dreams”, let’s do a little Molly Hatchet today. If you’re taxes aren’t done, stop dreaming and get them done. For the rest of you, take a hint from me and go live your dreams, we’re not getting any younger. Doing this comic and starting my drawing career has been the best thing I’ve ever done besides have three sons. Though some days I wonder why…
🙂
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If you need more time to file your taxes, file an extension, Form 4868. It’s EASY! Name, address, SSN, how much do you (think) you owe…done! Get the form from the IRS here: http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f4868.pdf
Pay what you think you owe or pay at least what you can afford to pay (if that’s the best you can do, you’ll be billed for the rest plus a late fee and interest…just like the credit card companies.)
Then, you have until 10/17/2011 to get your taxes done without being late!
That’s the key. Most people think they can delay paying their taxes by filing an extension. Not true.
Hey, at least he got to keep the album. There will be plenty other women as you go down the road, but how many albums will you be able to pick up on someone else’s dime? Not many, so you actually came out well here. Had a great weekend with a find young lady and left a bit more profitable. All in all I think Monday’s starting to look like it’s gonna be a good day. 🙂
I never understood the delay tactic in doing ones taxes. I get mine done around the 10th of Feb. once I know all my tax papers are in. I go, I file and I wait for Uncle Sam to return my money to me w/in 7 to 10 days. He always owes me, I make sure of it that rat bastardo!
Onto the comic, what is it w/ women and wanting to be with a man so she can mold him and change him? Ladies, you need to accept the package you have before you, if it’s not what you want, you cannot force a round peg into a square hole, capiche? Stop the madness, let us men be who we is! *smirk*
At least he’ll still be able to enjoy that album…. for about five more years until CD’s come out! Make it ten more years, I guess… then CD players will become affordable.
Nice one!
And yes, I was around back when you got married… and in 1977, too, for that matter.
Man, how do you consistently get the right results with your Grooveshark plug-ins? Ever since they revised the site, each attempt I’ve made to link a song to my Arpeggio page has resulted in the wrong song being linked. What’s the secret?
You are way ahead of me, my marriage lasted about a a year. But then again, at the end of it I was frankly relieved…..
Happy anniversary Byron! I firmly belive that marriage is THE hardest thing you’ll ever do, & I always admire folks who can make it work & be successful for extended periods like yours. I managed to stave it off until I was 47, so I’ll only be 7 years in come July. Great music choice! Even tho I tend to be a purist & it’s very rare that I like re-makes better, or even as well as, the original, this is one of the rare ones for me – I like ‘Hatchet’s version as well as, the Allman’s (mainly because they didn’t do a note-for-note rehash. ‘Hatchet changed up the tempo a bit & made the song “theirs”). As far as the IRS goes, let’s just go by the old adage “If you can’t say anything good about someone…” & let it go at that. I always end up owing out the wazoo & NEVER pay early. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna pay before the final day & let those rat bastards (opps, just said something about them, huh…) earn intrest on my money & get any more than I’m already givin’ ’em, mumble, mumble, fargin’ bastidges, mumble, mumble…
“If you can’t say anything nice about someone, come sit by me.”
I fergit the source.
It’s by Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter.
Happy Anniversary mate, and to your “better half” too!
You’ve managed more than twice the years that I’ve accumulated through two (failed) marriages! And we’re the same age! 🙁
Oh and the women wanting to change men thing is exacerbated by Church weddings.
On the day the woman is all excited and due to this she only remembers vital parts of the ceremony:
First she sees the Aisle,
Then the Altar,
Then she sees You…
And that’s what she remembers from her wedding day
“Aisle Alter You!”
😉
I just realized that, if my first marriage had lasted, I’d be celebrating my 25th anniversary this year. Hmmm … “celebrating” is the wrong word. You “commemorate” disasters, right?
You’re gonna end a comic on your anni-freakin-versay with the line “women!“? It must be love, brutha.
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary, dude! Congratulations to you all. 🙂