To all my fellow Americans, enjoy the extended Labor Day Weekend Holiday!
As promised, we’re back to Lorraine’s new job today as she meets up with an earthy customer… this time one older than 13! We’ll see Lorraine Trouble Powers kick into gear on Wednesday.
It’s not easy finding a song about an earthy woman… so the Stones’ “Bitch” will have to do as it tips the hat to how this customer may react to Lorraine’s salon skills. Not the best song pick for today, but it’ll be a “bitch” going back to work tomorrow for a lot of you, so, there you go!
Enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend, and for your working Joes out there, I’ll tip one back in your honor!
PS: Who is that blond in the owner’s chair? Hmmm? 😛
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So THAT’S where Los Angeles came from!
[Smell for yourself if you don’t believe it]
If that’s Jeff, his hair appears to have acquired its own event horizon 😛
BTW, in your honour, I made us a ‘Labor Day’-themed dessert last night. Blue jelly (Jell-O to you) served with bright red fresh strawberries and scarily white whipped cream. We dubbed it ‘AMERICA FUCK YEAH!’ 😀
Now that’s a description of pooping I haven’t heard of before. Does the person have the decency to courtesy flush?! LOL!
Good one, Bryon!
“I’m pretty sure the person in the stall next to me shit an entire city” herewith and officially wins the award for most awesome phraseology of the past six months.
At least.
“Shit a whole city” is an awesome turn of phrase. I must remember this one for later abuse. 🙂
Wow that’s a lot of feces! And I thought I shit crap a lot! lol