To all my fellow Americans, enjoy the extended Labor Day Weekend Holiday!
As promised, we’re back to Lorraine’s new job today as she meets up with an earthy customer… this time one older than 13! We’ll see Lorraine Trouble Powers kick into gear on Wednesday.
It’s not easy finding a song about an earthy woman… so the Stones’ “Bitch” will have to do as it tips the hat to how this customer may react to Lorraine’s salon skills. Not the best song pick for today, but it’ll be a “bitch” going back to work tomorrow for a lot of you, so, there you go!
Enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend, and for your working Joes out there, I’ll tip one back in your honor!
PS: Who is that blond in the owner’s chair? Hmmm? 😛
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So THAT’S where Los Angeles came from!
[Smell for yourself if you don’t believe it]
Been to LA once… never again. And I can’t even smell…
🙂
If that’s Jeff, his hair appears to have acquired its own event horizon 😛
Yeah, I was thinking about having him in the final frame saying “That!” but decided against it. The guys can’t wait their turn to appear in the comic.
BTW, in your honour, I made us a ‘Labor Day’-themed dessert last night. Blue jelly (Jell-O to you) served with bright red fresh strawberries and scarily white whipped cream. We dubbed it ‘AMERICA FUCK YEAH!’ 😀
Now that’s a description of pooping I haven’t heard of before. Does the person have the decency to courtesy flush?! LOL!
Good one, Bryon!
We Rednecks have an expression for everything. I’ll have to dig a few more out.
🙂
“I’m pretty sure the person in the stall next to me shit an entire city” herewith and officially wins the award for most awesome phraseology of the past six months.
At least.
Yeah, it cracks me up too. I hear so many folks talk about taking dumps I decided it was time to work it into the comic… and hey, if you’re gonna do a crap joke, make it a good one.
😛
hehehe 😀
Lorraine’s bemused smile ,,,’cause if that’s as “earthy” as her new customer gets, I’m pretty sure Lorraine’ll ‘out-earthy’ her without breakin’ a
wind… ehr, sweat.I’d normally bet 2¢s that’s Jeff in the chair, but I’d also think there would’a been a set-up scene. Ohhh look! Lorraine’s tied off her apron at the backside. Can’t wait for a view. Too bad she’s not wearing her Daisy Dukes anymore … 🙂
You wish is my command… I figured if you were kind enough to point out how an apron is supposed to be tied, then I’d better get it right!
Ass shots coming up…
🙂
yea yea … I sensed some disturbance in the Farce … you are getting desperate, very desperate to come up with reasons to draw hot chicas from hawt angles. Glad I could throw you a rope. Anytime … 😉 😀
I was a grill cook for a couple of years; later & with some overlap, also industrial construction. Drill presses, band saws, towing winches, cement mixers … all manner of multiple-horse power, spinning & slicing things breeds a healthy terror of dangly things attached to ones self. Worked with a foreman for a couple years who still had most of an index finger and his thumb remaining on his left hand after one such incident.
“Shit a whole city” is an awesome turn of phrase. I must remember this one for later abuse. 🙂
Wow that’s a lot of feces! And I thought I shit crap a lot! lol