And that was the worst thing, man… If you couldn’t get Frenched on the first date, it was like over already. Bummer for Chet… Let’s see how he does tomorrow! “Welcome To My Nightmare” was not one of my favorite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Google Major Matt Mason if you are not aware of this ultimate action figure from the late 1960s. Supposedily based on “real” NASA equipment, a young boy of 10 (me) really dug good ol’ Matt. But this was the day[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mr. Snotty Sock lives!! The count-down begins… but unlike NASA this comic strip will meet it’s launch time! A little warm-up comic for you all. The gang is sitting around waiting on their return and they bug me everyday to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is dedicated to all the women I dated through the years (and the one I eventually married) who had to come into a “guy’s” bathroom that was not only really disgusting, but lacking in proper amounts of toilet paper. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And for those of you who slept through Sunday due to an overly active Saturday night, WELCOME BACK! 🙂 I did build my own 4 in/2 out line mixer in 1977. Actually photo etched the circuit board and everything. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ever make that mistake? Calling someone a “secretary” or “receptionist” and then having them go off on you about it? Okay, if I do this to anyone, forgive me, I was born in 1957 when men were men, women were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay class, a show of hands of those of you who actually remember HOW Bud’s car ended up in the pond? You’d have to go back to August 1st of 2008 to see that it sank into the pond as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doesn’t every household NEED a flame thrower? Now what kind of uses would our favorite stoner have in mind for this handy tool? George Carlin has a great bit about flame throwers and who comes up with these types of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And that’s exactly how it goes too… “Hey, it won’t start!!” “Did you pump the gas….” VRRROOOMM!! And your head was still inside the engine compartment. Jeff is about to come up with one of two very clever, well, clever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SMORES!! Anyone not know what that is… Google, man. Or take your ordinary graham cracker, add in some Hershey’s chocolate bars AND then toast your marshmallows over an open flame, then cram it all into your mouth. A real gooey[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do you know how hard it is to colorize a red-headed person? Their hair is NOT red like Bud’s shirt. Son-of-a-b… Welcome a new character. You’ll find out her name tomorrow as we move on from the flame thrower bit.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had just the worst day on Thursday. There seems to be a Karma around myself and Thursdays. Most of the time they go by like normal days… but then on occasion, like yesterday, the world turns upside down. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To fellow creative brothers & sisters who have had to belly up to the bar with the devil and sign on the dotted line with a producer or manager, I give you my sympathy… for the devil! That would have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, Bud you’re in for some trouble… or is he? Hmmm… me thinks he just might have something up those red sleeves of his. And the Devil is hot, literally. I love the hair-band horns. Can’t mess up a girl’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you do not know Charlie Daniels’ 1979 hit “Devil Went Down To Georgia” then the third panel makes no freakin’ sense at all. Go listen to the song then come back and laugh! Holy Crap! What a week. As[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Praying to the porcelain-goddess was something I did way too much back in the late 70s. The places I’ve hung my head would make you wanna, well, toss your cookies. Bill Cosby said it best when talking about puking after[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
An old saying, who’s origin I’m not sure of, was “Ass, Gas or Grass. No one rides for free.” Thus today’s comic title. Jeff’s being a bit of an ass, and they need gas, but we’re not selling the grass! […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is NOT what Ben Franklin had in mind when he invented the lightning rod, but I bet you top dollar if he had thought of it, he’d done it. I mean, come on, he stood in the rain waiting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s raining a wardrobe! And perhaps a car part or two. The neighbors must be getting pissed about now. Actually I was originally going to do this from the neighbors window, but getting the neighbor, a window, and then our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Love Robyn when she takes charge. Now the Chevy is a convertible… except to really be a true convertible it has to GO BACK with the roof over head. Hmmm, perhaps Robyn didn’t think that through. We’ll find out Friday! […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
