HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

This is way more risque than I normally draw,
but I wanted this year’s Valentine’s Day pin-up to grab your attention, and this one does.

There are two versions that are both NSFW,
especially the Full Monty version in the sauna room.
You’ve been warned.

and the Full Monty

For some reason, Mellencamp’s “Jack and Diane”
came to mind with this post. Maybe it’s the lyrics:
“Suckin’ on chilli dog outside the Tastee FreezDiane sitting on Jacky’s lapGot his hands between her kneesJack he says “Hey, Diane, let’s run off behind a shady treeDribble off those Bobby BrooksLet me do what I please”