Never mess with Robyn… 🙂 There were sooooo many men in the 70s whose single thought was to score some “action” on a nightly basis (not that men are any different today or in the past, but I’ll clarify in a moment). The 60s was all about open, free love. The 70s was about sex. Love had nothin’ to do with it. Mount the handle bars to the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
Look at the song titles of the 70s…”I Just Wanna Make Love To You”, “Feel Like Makin’ Love”, “Feels Like The First Time”, “Whole Lotta Love” … sex, sex, sex. Losing, getting, wanting, having or thinking about sex. That was the 70s. Today, you can die from sex, but we had it all. You were born a couple decades late and my generation ruined sex for all you youngsters today. You’re welcome. It was a blast while it lasted.
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I’m steppin’ into the 90s with today’s song title but I claim the 70s connection Loophole with Van Halen and Sammy Hagar. So, it’s cool. The moment I thought of “Poundcake” this comic came together for me. Robyn pounding the cake maker just made me laugh, and thus, I’m using the tune for today’s comic. Enjoy.
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LOL. I don’t know if the 70’s ruined sex for me. I mean I didn’t start doing it until the 90’s, but so much from the 70’s influenced me I think it made me cooler. 🙂 That’s one of my favourite Van Halen songs too! Great choice, Sir.
What I meant was most of us in the 70s were boinking anything that moved and from that came the spread of these fancy STDs you guys have to deal with today.
If I knew I could die from having unprotected sex, the back seat of my car would have been much quieter for sure.
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“And leave the dinner on the table!”
LOL! Nice!
In the 80s it was a combination of AIDS, herpes and Reagan that ruined sex. As George Carlin said, just to make sure, he wasn’t even touching himself.
Sex didn’t become cool again until the Clinton years.
I love Carlin’s routine on sex… my thoughts exactly!
Yes, Clinton did make sex cool again. I was proud we had a President getting laid in the Oval office. And blow jobs are not sex… trust me.
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Trust me I would rather have a guy with the keys to the nukes not suffereing from blue balls.
Just one question: since when can Robyn do the Vulcan neck pinch? 😉
I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that or not. My little “Star Trek” nod. I’ve been banging Star Trek TOS & Roddenberry pretty hard, so I thought I’d sneak that one in…
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Not to mention all those songs in which the singer pretty much whined at that night’s conques… I mean, his one true beloved… in order to get her in the sack. “Lay it on the Line” by Triumph, “Got to Give it Up” and “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye, “Miracles” by Jefferson Starship and – most appalling of all – “Down on My Knees” and “Make it With You” by Bread… possibly the most pathetic “Aw, c’mon baby” songs ever! Yeesh! 🙂
Oh, man, those stupid ballads… You had to bring up Bread! Damnit…
But the song that went past all the censors was “Go All The Way” by the Raspberries. What the hell did the censors *think* they were singing about? Crossing the finish line, so to speak?
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And then there’s “Nothing to Lose” from KISS. Leave it to Gene and the boys to open their debut album with songs about a hooker and anal sex… in 1974! Ah, good times…
hey Byron, I like your “style”.
*snicker*
good stuff, as always.
Why I outta… 🙂
#thanksdawn
Yay! another Van Halen sighting! 🙂
As hard as I like my guitar rock, I have a soft spot for quality ballads. Paul Davis’ “I Go Crazy” (’77) to Bad English’s “When I See You Smile” (’88) are still a better listen than the trash they pass off today as music
P.S. VH with DLR are currently in the studio recording a new album.
Before I even read the dialogue in panel #1, I’z already thinking “Ah, escapee from Boogie Nights.” 😉 Again, my faith in Robyn is not misplaced. 😀
Needs more horsepower. Our genius, manic mechanic has invented the first micro V-8. She should’a retired on the patent.
You go girl! I hate when men do that! Reminds me how my dad’s friend rubbed my back a little yesterday. *shutter* freaked me out more then when I cut off of my nails off today (which bleed like crazy and I almost passed out). I’m ok now though. lol
He had better behave or be battered.
Did someone already do the “making dough” pun? No? Okay, I’ll do it.
“That’s one job that will make her some dough!”
There. It had to be done.