Let the cow bells ring out loud and clear, Lorraine has let go the biggest lie women tell men! Well, besides the one that the pool boy is “just a friend.” Maybe it’s a cold day at Sunny Acres for Bud. And yes, I’m being a smart-ass in the first frame with the sign Lorraine is holding to cover her nipples.
Here’s the NSFW version:
In 1977, Linda Ronstadt covered Warren Zevon’s “Poor Poor Pitiful Me” changing the gender of the song’s lyrics. I don’t mind Ronstadt and we often referred to her as “Legs” Ronstadt in usual ’70s macho chauvinistic chatter in college. No wonder woman hate us guys. Anyway, her 1977 album “Simple Dreams” was a big seller, but never made it to my turntable. I would just crank the guitar riff at the end of the song when I heard it on the radio. Let’s see if you do the same.
Wait-WHAT!?!? … I was told it’s not the size of the worm, its how you wiggle it” …I live in a cold climate, so I’m a grower not a show’er! o.O [gak]
“I don’t think much of your organ young man!”
“Well, it’s never played in a Cathedral before ma’am!”
😉
It’s enough to make me happy. What else matters?
It ain’t the size of the hammer, it’s how hard you swing it.
It ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
What does the euphemism: “Oh. My GOD! Start Slower! Please!” mean? Nobody ever explained that one to me, and I get it all the time … *whistles*
It means, use more lube gigantor.
Is it in yet? or; That looks like a penis, only smaller! Ouch!
“I know how to make mine 9″ long! 😀 …Fold it in half!” LOL
“…twice and then slapped her.”
Nature is wonderful 🙂
Bud could always forget the woman and then say “I have a teeny weeny wenny wanna look.” Only no I don’t want to see your wenny. Then again I wear one piece swimsuits, body suits, bikini panties, short shorts, mini dresses and skirts so I prefer to leave it to one imagination concern such matters in order not to be gross. I have worn thong under a corset showing off my cute little rump and who has not heard “I can see your under ware.” Told him I can see you’re a jerk. The women should be thankful mystic frogs have not turn the men into women or no wennies at all unless electrical or rubber.