“It’s nature’s way of telling you something’s wrong
It’s nature’s way of telling you in a song…”
Bud should have listened to today’s song a tad bit earlier. Moral of the story… don’t prick Mr. Happy. Am I right men? Nothing worse than a groin injury of some sort. Ouch.
Spirit is just one of those bands you slowly forget about, except for that one damn hit “I Got A Line On You”, which every classic rock station plays to death, but today’s track is one that is far better and hardly ever heard. You’re welcome.
Could have used “Every Rose has its Thorns”
See? Keep the suggestions coming… I can’t know every song out there…
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That’s an ’80s song anyway – too late for the comic. 🙂
Oh, I’ve broken the ’70s rule a few times. But I’m sure there’s some other rock tunes that talk about thorns… or maybe pricks.
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Love is like a rose, every now and then, you get a prick! …but to prick your prick… thats gonna leave a mark! o.O [can I say that?]
To quote Carlin… “It’s okay to prick your finger, but don’t finger your prick…”
Prick is one of those funny words. My sister-in-law called me a prick once and I’ve always laughed at that. So, for me, prick is not big deal. Most of the penis slang words are pretty funny once you really think about them.
Oh, and now I’m sure we’ll get a nice list of them… any one want to start?
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I hope it’s not too bad an injury or he’ll have to learn to play the recorder just to pee straight! 😉
“Penis gonna be okay, Uncle Lar’?”
“Just fine, Little Tommy…”
If you weren’t listening to “Animal Stories” on WLS-AM back in the day, then you won’t get that reference…
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Usually doesn’t hurt that much when your member enters some bush… 😉
Badda-bing… rim shot for you sir! Nicely done!
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Down, boy! If happiness is a warm gun, Bud is locked and loaded!
Nice Beatles White album reference…
Well, Bud just confirmed his own fear of early launch…
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OK you asked… My entries are: schlong, pud, & choad.
Good thing they weren’t behind a cactus garden!
Choad? Missed that one growing up.
~ goes off to Google ~
Holy crap… Man, I grew up in a naive part of the world it seems.
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OUCH!
Affirmative…
LOL, it should have been Poison Ivy. 🙂
I happen to love the song you chose originally–I have Spirit’s album that includes that song, Garbage, I Got a Line, etc. It has a pretty cool cover, and yep, I do mean ALBUM!
Yay! Another person who remembers albums…
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Abstenance may be the safest kind of sex, but this is the most extreme promotion I’ve seen.
Oh, and adding to the penis refferences, One-eyed Monster, Rumple-Foreskin, Meat and two veg.
Safe sex equals not getting your prick pricked…
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I’ll make a poster for my son’s High School now of this comic…
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I’ll have to disagree with the notion that there’s nothing that feels worse than a groin injury. I’ve had my share and they’re nothing like banging my inside ankle on a rock after falling 23 feet. I also had excruciating toothaches that forced me to make an emergency appointment with my dentist. Migraine headaches also are no joke. Fortunately, I no longer get them. My most painful injury that I can remember was when I removed my infected fingernail with a screwdriver and a pair of pliers. I’d rather experience a groin injury any day than repeat any of those other experiences. In case you’re wondering, yes I am a man.
I suppose that depends on the type and severity of the groin injury. The name Bobbitt is enough to make any man cringe.
I stand corrected… Man, you’ve racked up some painful moments in your life!
Ouch! The ingrown toenails story makes me cringe!
Oooh! Just remembered one from my chidhood! Tallywagger!
LOL! Now that’s a cool one!
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My wife calls it the “main brain”….so, when I pee I “drain the main brain vein”
Nice…
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