Hey, I couldn’t resist this Kiss reference… also, about as full frontal as 1977 is gonna get for the time being. I’ve been wanting to get away from boob jokes, but I had a few left in my system and thought with Valentine’s day just around the corner, I’d set the bar up a notch for you guys and gals with your special someone(s). Have fun, I enjoyed the hell out of drawing this one!
Exile’s 1978 single “Kiss You Over” was a rather annoying song and it got played on the hour every hour. But, I couldn’t help NOT use it for today’s comic title despite the song being a tad gag inducing.
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Even though 1983’s “Lick It Up” album featured Kiss *NOT* in their makeup, I added this song as it’s a fun Kiss song and also fits today’s comic theme as well. Crank it.
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Discussion (50) ¬
Hahahahahaha!!! Great stuff!! So I’m guessing Paul’s make-up is on the other side on the…um…star. 😀
That’s what I was thinking. Big black five-pointed star on right buttcheek.
What was left? Yep, the star is well placed on her behind…
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“You got nothing to lose…”
It was YEARS before I understood what that song was really about.
Thanks for the KISS joke. This old fan appreciates it! 😛
“I’m your backdoor man…” Morrison was very straightforward in his lyrics…
I wouldn’t have gotten that right away either back in the day, but now it’s plain as day. Hotel porn will do that to you… Vegas hotels have the *best* porn ever… not that I’ve ever seen any… no… just heard a rumor or two…
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I sure KISS is going to make a few more appearances before 1977 retires.
The hells you say! Back Door Man was a Willie Dixon song. As in ‘blues legend Willie Dixon, who wrote or co-wrote just about every immortal blues song Robert Johnson didn’t’ 🙂 The Doors did a fine cover of it though – IMTAO one of the few good pieces of music they ever *did* do.
LOL! I’ll be more clear…. yes, the song is not about anal sex…. BUT you KNOW that’s what Morrison was thinking…
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Now it’s even easier to tell Robyn and Lorraine apart 😛 😛 😛
There’s NO doubt who’s who in this one…
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I love it. I’ve seen Kiss three times, they were my favorite band growing up–any Kiss-related strip is OK in my book 😀
They put on one helluva a show for sure. They were best live. Their studio stuff was good, but never caught the raw power of their stage show. Like them or hate them, you *know* who KISS is…
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Is that a merkin???
Of course – she’s from Chicago 😛
Just like that famous ’70s album by Grand Funk, ‘We Ran a Merkin Band’…
Oh, you silly thing you! 🙂
Indeedly-doodly 😀
BTW my best friend, who adores Amanda Palmer as both a songwriter and a performer, went to one of her gigs a couple of months ago and came away with – wait for it – the Palmer’s autograph on her tits. Which my friend then got photographed and put up on the interwebs. You would not *believe* how many hits that photo has…um…racked up!
And no, I’m not giving you the URL. Gotta keep my lives separate 😛
just woke up, saw the ‘merkin band’ crack and pissed meself laughing. 😀 HAR! 🙂
in all the years and gigs i’ve done, i’ve only been asked to autograph someones tits once. apparently they weren’t serious because i had the sharpie and a paparazzi waiting to take an evidence photo and the party in question decided (smartly) against it right before the pen pressed the flesh.
amanda palmer rules, btw. funny, bold, loud and, most importantly, that lady is FEARLESS. i’m in yer friends’ camp there, tee arteest. really dig her music, both solo and with the dresden dolls. good shit.
–dee!
That’s okay, I’ve seen my share of boobies in my life, one less pair is not gonna do me any harm! 🙂
To Dee –
Now how the hell did a guy in Illinois miss the merkin thing? I’ve hung out in bars… puked in Denny’s with Professional wrestlers… I’ve been to Vegas three times! Damnit…
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This one’s for the Deester – glad to oblige with a wake-up snarfle for you 😀
I like the Palmer. She puts me in mind of a blend of Zappa (songwriting-wise) and a non-wanksty Tori Amos (if such a thing could exist). The lady kicks arse, with the Dolls and on her own.
LOL! Had to Google that term… But yep, Gene’s face is that for sure!
Nice one! 🙂
You had to google on the word ‘merkin’?! Sheesh, I can see you’ve never been to the theatre in 1577…
~ducks and runs~
Believe it or not, merkin is *not* in the redneck vocabulary and most of my slang comes from my redneck relatives. I know a ton of other descriptors for that special place, but I won’t repeat them here… except to quote the Walt Disney movie “Aristocats” in which one of the bad guys says: “I’m gonna snatch up that pussy, put it in a box and ship it to America!” Disney writers *knew* what they were doing.
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We need to get you out more often. As in BYRON MUST TRAVEL THE WORLD NOW. Hmm, maybe we should start a fund?
Kiss always had the coolest merchandise! That includes women (okay, that sounded a bit sexist I suppose, but my intentions are good!).
Hey, since The Frustrated Cartoonist is extinct, just to let you know my newest comic is coming soon! http://www.burnttoaster.com
Good to know Nate! I’ll keep an eye on it!
Yes, KISS was a huge merchandising machine… from the KISS Army patches to fake tongues, they had it all…
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Wow, awesome! Good luck with Lorraine keeping those souvenirs, tho. ROTFL!
LOL! Yeah, you gotta shower eventually… I’m sure Polaroids will show up soon of these “souvenirs”!!
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If only she could figure out a way to get herself laminated… 😀
Shouldn’t the lips on the twins be a tad…higher? Those *are* supposed to be faceprints, right? Or did I miss the actual gag on account of my laughing at the one I thought you drew?
Maybe not. I was envisaging the lady in question as having the same physique as that sung of by Seger in “Night Moves”.
Well, yes, they *should* be higher but it didn’t look right with the faces all the way up her boobs… I did leave Gene’s face in the proper location given what he’s known for.
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And what *did* you think I drew? 🙂
Ha! That is the coolest thing I’ve seen done with KISS graphics yet! And I thought my old ColorForms KISS kit was neat. Nice, Byron.
Oh, also….Is that a tattoo of Gene or is that natural growth? 😀
LOL! If it’s natural, Lorraine needs a bikini wax in the worst way…
Odd thing is this idea doesn’t seem to have been done before… at least on the web. I did a fairly extensive Google search for Kiss Makeup on boobs/breast and did get some fun photos but nothing what I did to Lorraine. I can’t imagine I’m the first one to think of this, but maybe the first one to *actually* draw it.
Was fun…
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If Lorraine was real I think she set the bar so high it’s nigh unbeatable.
If she were real, there’d be a *lot* more face paint on her!
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Oh man,wicked!
LOL! Yeah, still cracks me up a few days later! Thanks for dropping by!
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Gene Simmons is exactly where I’d expect him to be HAHA!
I’ll be wearing a star on my face for this summer’s KISS concert… but I’m putting it there myself!
LOL… as it should be…
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I was a huge kiss fan back in the day, I had front row center in 79 when they had the Dynasty tour. Frankly I regret it, I missed all the acts I got to love later because I was too busy using precious teen bucks to go to to KISS shows. Now most of those acts are broken up and/or members have died. Live and learn I guess.
Somewhere around Pink Floyd the Wall, I woke up to the fact that Kiss was about as musically complex as an all kazoo orchestra. “I quit altogether when they dumped Ace” Went through their stuff again last year and I’m embarrassed to realize how misogynistic they were. And more so Gene’s very low opinion of his fans.
And lets not forget the beginning of the end “Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park” available at a bittorent near you. As someone who has every MST3k epp ever made, I want to say, this has to be the most pathetic, embarrassing movie ever made by anyone. Ed Wood wound have been embarrassed.
And Ed Wood made *terrible* films, but that one is a stinker…
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Wait, where’s Paul?
He would be on her ass… 🙂
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indeed … Top view: B
Ha, more comments on this entry than ANY OTHER comic I’ve seen in the archive.
KISS and boobs… they seem to spark conversations.
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