OooO! A Sex Pistols’ song to go along with our first official boob joke of the new storyline! Chicks with racks in black t-shirts drive old men crazy. Thank you, my dears! Also, I’m trying to keep up my reputation of “the best tit comic strip artist” on the web. I shall do my best. And my, oh my, what is Lorraine doing with her right hand as she thinks about kissing all those fat-cat Republicans? Oh yeah, the Sex part of Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll has arrived…
I am not one to get political, but Republicans do get the best chicks. Must be the money clip. I am a Democrat in the western suburbs of Chicago where “Democrat” is a four-letter word. I’ve learned to avoid discussing politics and shall continue that line here. But let me say this, Rush Limbaugh, in my opinion, is a gas bag full of shit. Moving on…
But, if you get to meet chicks like Lorraine by being a Republican, I may have to reconsider my stance…
A big ol’ “Hey Howdy Hey!” to all the new readers! Welcome to the party, pal!
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Discussion (56) ¬
her eyes in the second panel looks extremely cross eyed if u know wat i mean
and i hate to critisize more but she looks old in the third panel.
Sorry, too busy looking at her boobs to notice…
Um, you can draw her better? Then be my guest…
Well, Lorraine and Robyn are 24 and Bud and Jeff only 20, so… she is older. I get what you’re saying, and to each his own I say.
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Googly-eyed? A little. Wall-eyed? Maybe. But crosseyed? Nope, not in *this* universe. Crossed eyes point inwards, like they’re trying to bash into the middle of the person’s nose. Just sayin’.
OK, that’s freaky.
I keep up with the comic in RSS feeds, which is fine, but the smaller version of the strip that shows up in the RSS feed is slightly different to the main one – in the main one, Lorraine is showing off the t-shirt, in the smaller version she is already wearing it… time warp to an earlier version perhaps?
Hey me too. That’s OK at least it’s not like some where it shows up on the RSS reader days before it shows up on someone’s site.
Ah yes, I did update this comic! An advantage of having a buffer is can look them over and tweak them as I like. I hate that version in the RSS feed. I forgot to hit “update” on the thumbnails in Comic Press (the software that runs the backend of the comic). I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again!
But for now, you folks with RSS readers can see the original version, which sucked in my opinion.
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$10 to kiss Lorraine? I know I’ve got a couple of 20’s here somewhere….. 😀
I figured there’d be a line forming soon…
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A line? You might need to put Bud and Jeff in some riot gear for that.
Excellent strip! Nice to wake up to new 1977 magic. Plus you can never go wrong with a little Sex Pistols never hurt anyone.
Nice to wake up to Lorraine as well. I am going to watch the stats on this comic and I’ll bet it beats out the others for the week!
Easy bet…
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w00! a reference to one of my favourite bands EVER! yay! (tafkan will probably put a tick in the “bad” column on the list she’s keepin’ about me after this tho …)
more sex pistols references, please. 😀
You see, I appreciate all kinds of music… from Sex Pistols to ABBA. I also am a production geek. If an album/song was well produced using some cool techniques (Alan Parsons) then I can dig it as well, even though it may not be my main-stay of rock music.
But at the end of the day, if it ain’t got a great guitar riff in it, it’s not gonna be on the car stereo…
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Dee – my objections to the Sex Pistols were always more in the moral realm (as in ‘you fuckers are not the real thing; if you were the real thing, you wouldn’t have any truck with recording contracts’). Musically speaking, I never gave a toss about them one way or t’other 😀
I love it! Just think of all the hush money she could get at a Republican Convention.
Could easily pay off their legal debts for sure!
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Howard Henry Baker, Jr said he remembered that Republican Convention very clearly. He said that was the day he decided he needed to be the Republican Leader, cause as he put it, “That vivacious woman I kissed the other night really went for men in authoritative positions…not to mention other positions as well, so I’m gonna lead this train.” He stated he never actually got Lorraine’s name, but he sure could pick her out in a line up. 🙂
I think if she added another zero to the end she’d still have a line.
I should at some point have Lorraine looking a scrapbook and have an article of a Republican Senator being caught kissing raving beauty. I love putting in little references like that. Keeps us all on our toes…
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Ah, the drive-by political attack. We just can’t help ourselves sometimes, can we?
I don’t really see how this is a boob joke (they’re there of course, but not the main focus), but it certainly looks like there was more going on than kissing!
Well, when I first did this comic, Lorraine was wearing the shirt and it made it more of a boob joke. Now it’s just Lorraine’s boobs… which I never tire looking at… and I draw them!
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The family value party. Snicker.
“What?! There’s poor people? I thought we had a bake sale for them…” comedian Lewis Black regarding Barbara Bush’s amazement at the number of poor people after Katrina disaster… Says exactly how the Republicans feel about middle America.
I promised not to get on a soap box, so I’ll step down now… 😛
well, you know, byron … if it weren’t for that horse, i wouldn’t have spent that year in college…
Hmmm $10 a kiss eh?
Well I’d give her one!
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Oh … and a kiss!
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LOL! I figured you would… you old dog you! 😛
Your stance? If you’re going to become a Republican, you’ll have to have a WIDE stance.
I hear that. Fat cats for sure! 🙂
So…is Lorraine an equal opportunity kisser? Right wing, left wing, three legs, two legs…
LOL! Three legs! 🙂 My tripod has always held up…
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Hee! And oh – just noticed your new icon. Awesome! Looks like a very stoned George Lucas, muhahahaha…
3 legs wtf? Man I wish I could kiss other hot girls like that. This comic makes me wish I grew up in the 70’s. But no I had to grow up in the 90’s. eek. lol
Does anyone ever call you a perv for giving the girls such big boobs? lol Too bad you can’t draw on a girls boobs to make them bigger. lol If ya could I’d make mine double their size. lol
Perv? You’re the first. Best comic strip tit artist, yes. I like to think it was all my years of research on boobs that has helped me draw them so well (even if they are a bit big). There’s nothing like one-on-one (or two) inspection to help an artist draw his subjects.
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I’ve only drawn on one girl’s breast… and it wasn’t to make them larger, but rather a 70s smiley face. And no, her breasts did not get any bigger. Now, who’s the perv here? 😛
I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem for her, but hopefully, she won’t need the guys to pitch in. 🙂
Well, there are some Senators/Congressmen who would prefer Bud or Jeff, so…
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I wasn’t calling you a perv. I was just asking if anyone did. I’m now tempted to get a tattoo on one of my boobs. lol Do tats look good on C cup tits? lol Yes I’m a pervy 22 year old chick!!! waa za! See I’m not afraid to admit it. 😉
Ah, sorry about that. This is one of those times where my sense of humor didn’t quite come across. I didn’t really think you were calling me a perv… and I’ve been called way worse over the years too!
Enjoying your comments! Keep them coming! (and they are!)
People who do web comics love me. lol I always have something entertaining to comment.
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Oh yes your boobs research paid off big time. lol God I wish someone would inspect my boobs. lol Damn lack of sex makes me comment crazy shit. lol
I’m sure you could get a nice real-life queue of 1977 readers to volunteer. Especially if it turns out that ‘Ray’ is a nickname for Lorraine… 😀
Seems to have a little HERP DERP going on in panel 2
LOL! Had to look up Herp Derp… and yep, you’re right! Thank God for Google!
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lol TAFKAN I wish I was Lorraine. lol Not Ray is my nickname cause my name is Rachael. I do know a few old men from Florida who used to hit on me. lol Which is why I stopped wearing bikinis to the beach. lol I’m not interested in dirty old men * shivers at the thought* My dad’s 50+ friend was flirting with me and now I avoid him when ever he’s over.
Dirty old men leave me alone! Seriously, gross!
I shower on a regular basis, so there’s nothing dirty about me… oh, wait, you meant the other thing.
Hey, looking at a woman is one thing, especially on the beach. That’s why God invented beaches, for folks with nice bodies to share them with the world. But, for old guys to hit to on younger chicks is gross. Of course, young to me is like 35… so…
Never fear! If I’m ever at your beach, I won’t hit on you. Draw something for you, but not hit on you!
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Byron — you say ‘But, for old guys to hit to on younger chicks is gross’, but hey, it’s been the way of the species ever since we came down out of the trees. No, since way before that. You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals – that means that our prime purpose is survival, which in turn means the males of the species are bioprogrammed to keep selecting (potential) mates right up into extreme old age. Or to put it another way, the male of Homo sapiens has *always* been Hef 😛
So, you’re saying it’s okay for me to hit on younger women because I’m programmed too? Bob’s your uncle, I’m hitting the bars this weekend!
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Ka-ching!
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I I don’t live there anymore,moved back to DC. lol I do miss the guys around my age that hit on me. lol Btw the bud character is cute. Did you look like him back then? Just curious. Not hitting on you btw. lol
Well, Bud is based on me, but he’s way cooler than I ever was. I’m no Tom Selleck, but I use to turn a few heads in my day. Let’s put it this way, I was never lonely on weekends!
LOL! You hitting on me would be a twist! Lots of people aske me about Bud looking like me. In the early comics I think he resembled me more, but he’s come into his own of late. I also wore glasses and I decided not to pin Bud with those hideous 70s glasses. You could set ants on fire with those things back then they were so huge.
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I dig guys with glasses now a days. lol I thought Bud was cute throughout
out the comic. So you must have been cute. 😉 Flirting with comic writers..
Got another thing done from my check list. lol That would be something
strange. 😛
Interesting – in my part of the globe, people called Rachel usually get tagged as ‘Rache’ 🙂
Don’t mind Byron – he’s not as old as he thinks he is. Although it could be argued that almost every male is a dirty old man waiting to happen…muhahahaha…
lol I don’t get why they were hotting on me anyways. I looked like I was 16. Well at least in the face. lol That and I never thought of myself as attractive…
Btw Byron thx for letting us know you shower. Other wise I’d say take advice from this:
Quote from it:You smell bad. I say you smell bad! I”m aware that you stick so I’m asking you to bathe please.
lol So funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FerbBxI80GM&playnext=1&videos=xiSqDLcXv94