Now you’ve got to ask if it takes all 21 steps to satisfied Lorraine? Also, wouldn’t it be handy as hell if women did come with a manual like that? Would have saved me a lot of time in the days of back seat rendezvouses.
Dipping back into the Boston pool for today’s tune. Their second album, “Don’t Look Back,” had some great tunes and some misfires. You’d think after taking two years to produce the damn thing they would have weeded out the not-so-great tunes. But, that’s Boston. They can take a decade (and often do) to produce an album and it still have some weak shots on it. Man… but I still buy them. Damn impulse buys! 😛
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Honestly, I would’ve thought “You should be able to do at least seven of these …”
What happens in Utah stays in Utah. For the love of God … KEEP IT IN UTAH! Although, I’ve interesting things about New Zealand over the years. 😛 😀
“interesting things about New Zealand”
Bring on the hobbit sex jokes!
Hey Byron!!! Glad to see you and the 1977 gang are back!! Been jonesing bigtime! Hope all is well!
Ziggy
Did that,
done that,
Tried that one once but couldn’t walk straight the next day,
That looks interesting,
I might be able to do that if I stretch first,
That’s new!
Ahhhh Utah,
Never done that,
Can’t do that… I’ve tried twice,
No,
No,
Willing to try I guess,
Can I take this book to the bathroom for a few minutes? 😉
So if he can’t, then his place so she can leave in the middle of the night.
So we’re talking pre-statehood polygamy Utah? Those were crazy times.
I love Boston, by the way. I never could figure them out. I loved their first three albums and I remember hearing that the studio had to sue them to get them to make their contractually obligated third album. I’m too tire do look that up to see if it’s true, but wow…for a band that did such great work, they seemed very reluctant to do it. That’s crazy artists for you, huh?
An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze, so since my wife is allergic to pine, I just rub a lot of sap on my junk! Works every time! [wink]
Sap-related, from one of my favorite dirty comics on the Web: oglaf.com
Im’a just leave this here …
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I don’t know if a manual would have helped Byron! How many guys do you know who either read instructions, or, ask for directions?!?
I was a MONSTER Boston fan, from my Sr. year in HS in ’75 when I first heard a demo tape of about 6 songs that ended up on their 1st lp, that a local indy record store owner who was from Boston & knew Tom Scholz, had gotten somehow on one of his record-buying trips back there.
I told all of my friends at the time to keep their ears open for this band named Boston that would ” Be the next huge thing, you wait & see!” Lo & behold… They are the only band in almost 45 years of attending concerts, that I camped out overnight (one of the first 10 people in line) to get tickets for in the summer of ’78 on their Don’t Look Back tour. SO, the concert comes up, & I’d have to rank it as one of the worst shows by a big-name band that I ever saw. Boring & uninspired – they may as well have just played their 2 albums at the time thru a 40,000 watt sound system. They did not interact with & barely acknowledged the audience & basically stood on the stage & played their songs mostly obscured by dry-ice fog & subdued lighting. Their low-key & lackluster performance was compounded by the fact that they had the always super-high energy, consumate showman Sammy Hagar open, & he absolutely blew them off the stage.
Then, after having to wait 8 years for control-freak Tom Scholz to put out the 3rd album only to get an (I thought) uninspired & lackluster re-hashing of their first two albums, the constantly changing parade of band members in their line-up because of control-freak Tom Scholz, the melodrama of band misfortunes because of legal problems due to control-freak Tom Scholz (yes, they were sued by CBS for failure to produce albums within the contracted time), inter-band squabbling because of control-freak Tom Scholz, constant writing & recording of songs & entire albums only to have them scrapped by control-freak Tom Scholz… I finally lost all interest in Boston after Third Stage came out in ’86.
Unfortunately,a similar scenario seems to have played out with other favorite bands… Van Halen, G ‘n’ R, anyone?…
Finally! A woman that gives you a manual on what she likes.
No more beating around the bush when it comes to Lorraine. 😉
Glad you’re back dude! Although i cant seem to find the comic that outlined why you’d stop nor can i find the comic that detailed your return. Congratulations for getting through everything though
Welcome Back Byron! Woot times 714!!!
I can’t help wondering how many of those methods Lorraine’s had used on her.
Took me long enough to start commenting again, didn’t it? Glad to see the comic up and running again.