True story. This is why I started this comic; to tell my “vast” stories of my college days. Seems I was quite the little trouble-maker in my own little fashion. Seems this Illinois State Trooper was having a bad day when he pulled up (quietly too) and caught me in the act of “pinching a loaf” at 2:00am when Saturday night after a gig. Got me a ticket for “littering” as that’s the only thing he could throw at me. Probably thought I was doing something else…
Speaking of bad freakin’ moods… f**k… this day has been challenging. First, I miss my comic deadline by a good 12 hours, which just pisses me off no end. Second, every little thing that could go wrong, has. If it weren’t for a good long YM chat earlier this afternoon, I’d be running around with scissors in my hands! I hate missing a deadline, as I give a lot of people crap about “being on-time” and then I let things simply pile up on me. Got lazy over the weekend and should have busted my ass just a bit harder, but didn’t and now I’m paying for it.
Yeah, yeah, poor pitiful me! Cue Warren Zevon….
In Arizona you would be charged as a sex-offender for exposing yourself in public. This happens to people that go tubing down the river called the salt-river. There are no trees on the shore and if you are trying to be polite and not pollute the water supply then you become a labeled as a sex offender.
Sorry we have stupid laws that until they affect a soccer mom no one cares.
That’s not littering, it’s ‘illegal dumping’.
Nice! That would have been a better name for the comic!