Let the cow bells ring out loud and clear, Lorraine has let go the biggest lie women tell men! Well, besides the one that the pool boy is “just a friend.” Maybe it’s a cold day at Sunny Acres for Bud. And yes, I’m being a smart-ass in the first frame with the sign Lorraine is holding to cover her nipples.
Here’s the NSFW version:
In 1977, Linda Ronstadt covered Warren Zevon’s “Poor Poor Pitiful Me” changing the gender of the song’s lyrics. I don’t mind Ronstadt and we often referred to her as “Legs” Ronstadt in usual ’70s macho chauvinistic chatter in college. No wonder woman hate us guys. Anyway, her 1977 album “Simple Dreams” was a big seller, but never made it to my turntable. I would just crank the guitar riff at the end of the song when I heard it on the radio. Let’s see if you do the same.
Wait-WHAT!?!? … I was told it’s not the size of the worm, its how you wiggle it” …I live in a cold climate, so I’m a grower not a show’er! o.O [gak]
It’s not how long the train is, but rather how smooth the ride. Euphemisms for defending the size of a man’s package are numerous and I’m sure ALL created by men. Women know better.
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Yes, we DO know better and we DO know that size doesn’t matter unless – wait for it – THE DAMN THING IS TOO LONG.
Seriously.
I have researched this, discussing it with many, many women. The whole size thing is YOU lot trying to find a way to tell who’s the alpha chimp!
(Hmm, I wonder if this is also true for M/M, since the er um plumbing configuration is different…)
“I don’t think much of your organ young man!”
“Well, it’s never played in a Cathedral before ma’am!”
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(rim shot) He’s here until Thursday… have the beef & tip your waitress!
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It’s enough to make me happy. What else matters?
Nothing… 😛
It ain’t the size of the hammer, it’s how hard you swing it.
It ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
See? All man-made too I bet…
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What does the euphemism: “Oh. My GOD! Start Slower! Please!” mean? Nobody ever explained that one to me, and I get it all the time … *whistles*
I will have to get out my Kama Sutra and see…
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It means, use more lube gigantor.
Bigger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong.
His power is in your hand.
Gigantor, Gigantor, Gigantor!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AtSHp35xUg
😀 😀 😀 … Totally ruined for life now. Will never again be ‘going on stage’ without singing that in the back of my head ,,, Ruined! RUINED!! I tell you … And, such a catchy beat, too! 😀 😀 😀
I already figured Jeff sings this one to himself about every time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q631uZ6DQzg
Grew up watching Gigantor and I’ll never look at it the same now…
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Is it in yet? or; That looks like a penis, only smaller! Ouch!
“I know how to make mine 9″ long! 😀 …Fold it in half!” LOL
“…twice and then slapped her.”
Nature is wonderful 🙂
Bud could always forget the woman and then say “I have a teeny weeny wenny wanna look.” Only no I don’t want to see your wenny. Then again I wear one piece swimsuits, body suits, bikini panties, short shorts, mini dresses and skirts so I prefer to leave it to one imagination concern such matters in order not to be gross. I have worn thong under a corset showing off my cute little rump and who has not heard “I can see your under ware.” Told him I can see you’re a jerk. The women should be thankful mystic frogs have not turn the men into women or no wennies at all unless electrical or rubber.