As I view this now, I can tell that the headlines on the Lombardian newspaper Bud is reading is not very legible, so here it is: Headline: “Local Woman Dies On Cruise” Sub-Head: “Japan Destroyed”
In the newspaper game, the main headline is suppose to have a “local tie-in” so that the local-yocals will read the article. The sub-head of “Japan Destroyed” is a perfect example of a writer taking that rule literally. Like an entire nation being wiped out wouldn’t be headline news for the town of Lombard, but no, the fact that Jane Doe was on a cruise when this happened is funny as hell… well, if you write headlines. Okay, I studied news in college, okay? Geez…
Okay, my blood glucose is low so I can’t explain this very well…but major props to you on the headline. It’s so true, what you’re saying! Stupid society basically crying out for you to be either sarcastic and/or sadatistic.
~20 year old “old soul”
Thanks for noticing! I try to put in subtle things sometimes!
It says no shirt no shoes no service. It never says anything about pants.