Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Robyn has the need to pee and has no particular place to go. In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, I updated this comic from an abandon story years ago that actually ended up becoming the “Hemp Island” story. The old story had Jeff taking the gang camping in Wisconsin, and this comic was about Robyn being none too pleased to have to pee in a bug infested outhouse. I moved the story from Wisconsin to a South Pacific island because why not. 🙂
Speaking of “No Particular Place to Go,” Chuck Berry hits the spot every time with this song. One of the few songs that I dig from Mr. Berry.
like the thrown bottle and the Motion look of it, from faint to the solid color, nice effect.
Thanks! I like putting in little effects like that.
It’s got a door and probably a place to sit, she should count herself lucky he didn’t just tell her to point her bush at a bush 😉
“This girl had a bottle of beer / and a need for relief was now here / But a little old shack / out around in the back / did not put her into good cheer.”
Jeff should have told they use out houses ahead of time so Robyn would prepared peeing and poohing over logs. An outhouse with bowl, outhouse with wooden and possible spliters ow in the bum or just a hole in the ground. Hopefully ticks aren’t a problem nor hunta virus fatal 90 % of the time and look down flies breed maggots pretty gross but Jeff is dumb enough to take a beer bottle so happy St Patricks day. To get your mind off the unpleasent aspects of outhouses and Robyn terrorizing Jeff I have a story for you.
Berry in T shirt and jeans and Sally in a little black dress and Mary Janes bering a gift of wine are invited for couples triva pursuit with the social group . Penny “Oh look someone brought wine”. Amy “Maybe you should bring something as per social convention”. Sheldon ” I don’t drink and Lenard is a picky eatter but it would be nice for Penny to chip in”. Sally “Oh I love Manderin Chinese food even brought chop sticks tought Berry how eat with them he’s so cute.” Amy “Isnt Sally a delight.” Sheldon “Berry choose well.” Lenard protesting “I’m not a picky eatter.” Sally “Would you eat mussels risking finding a poor cute little pea crab boiled I have him in my seashell collection.” Lenard “That’s more than I need to know.” Sheldon “Told you.” Amy “Is it not the same as collecting cockroaches”. Sally “I guess so, they are both arthopods one being an insect the other crustacean I’ve seen a giant insect collection.” Sheldon “Ladies please no more talk about bugs.” Penny “I agree with Sheldon.” Raj “I invited you to a pairbonds triva pursuit game.” Sally rolls six and lands on pink. Raj “Who besides Linda Carter played Wonder Woman?” Sally “Cathy Lee Cosby I have breast envy.” Penny to Lenard.” That’s not the only envy she has.” Raj Correct. Sally lands on blue Raj “What African country is named after mountains of lions?” Sally “Sierra Leone.” Raj “Correct you’re on fire.” Raj “Name four WHA teams that played for NHL when the WHA was desolved?” Sally The Edmonton Oilers, The Hartford Whalers, The Los Angeles Sharks and Quebec Nordiques. Raj “Correct.” Bernadette “Of course she’d know it she was a Canadian.” Howard “It’s only a game.” Raj When did the battle of Wasaw Poland occur?” Sally “between August 13 and 25 in 1920.” Raj “Correct.” Bernadette I’m Polish I didn’t know that”. Berry and Sally win the game and are invited the next day. Meanwhile Amy and Penny hatch a plan Amy “Wouldn’t be cool if the women won triva pursuit then to spice give us what we want I know what I want from Sheldon.” Penny “Lenard cleans and is good in the sack maybe a romantic get away. Bernadette “Get that lazy Howard to some cleaning without Sheldon doing for him but aren’t we using Sally.” Amy “I know have Sheldon clean their apartment.” Penny “Let Sally call me Debbie and Lenard Whiny she does that anyway.” Bernadette “We could ask what she wants Berry to do for her.”
The next day Berry and Sally arrive but with kabab and baculevia. Sheldon “That Sally knows how to impress a host.” Howard “It just the comosdrome in Kazakstan.” Penny “Greek food.” Sally “Well the dessert is and Alexander the Great may have ate kabab.” Amy “We’ve got to invite Sally to our dinner parties.” Raj “The boys picked Scify triva pursuit.” Sheldon “We will defeat the women.” Berry “Don’t be too sure Sally knows her scify.” Howard “She has a life while Sheldon and Lenard live and breath geek.” Lenard “Of course we wil win go easy on them.” Sally “The game is on contrivancy or none.” Penny “In your face yeah contivancy.” Raj “Very well who is the writter of the graphic novel Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?” Sally “Mark Schultz love that pink cadillac dressed as Hannah Dundee for my Berry.” Berry. “True she even knows the dinosaurs in the TV series.” Raj “Who are the actresses who played Zev Bellringer in the TV series Lexx?” Sally Eva Habermann and Xenia Seeberg dress them love those dresses and so does Berry”. Raj “Correct who played Adam Quark in the TV series Quark?” Sally “Richard Benjamine and I love dressing as a Betty for my Berry.” Raj ” correct.” Amy That Sally is beating the pants off the men and she doesn’t wear pants.” Penny “I’m taking a picture no one would believe a woman winning at scify triva pursuit aganist four guys.” Raj “Who was the captain of the star enterprise between captain Kirk and Pecard.” Sally “It’s the nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS Enterprise so it’s Rachal Garrett.” Raj “Correct.” Sheldon “Drat hosted by my own pretards.” Lenard “She just buys comics while live and breath this stuff and on our own home turf Star Trek.” Berry and Howard do the house work for Sally and Bernadette, Sheldon struggles to please Amy and Lenard takes Penny on a romantic vacation.
Maybe it’s a two-holer ? Like in the song…
“The fart shack
That little old shack
Where we can sh*t together”
“You’re WHAT ???”
“Coooorn POOP…crusted”
I know its off topic, but I’m going to see Peter Frampton Monday! You are one of the only people I know who would care. I am so hyped!!!!! VIP ticket!
Do you feel like we do?
YES! Hey, send me an email as I have an “I’m In You” picture disc a good friend gave me and I’ve been looking for a Frampton fan to give it a good home!