If the woman you’re dating answers her apartment door wearing only a towel, more than likely she’s inviting you in for a night of frolic.  Or, she’s just extremely late at getting dressed.  I’ve been the victim of both scenarios.

But you can bet the roommate has been kicked out for the night.  I was on the receiving end of the “tie on the doorknob” signal many a time.  Once my roommate put one out as a joke and I spent the night on the couch for no reason whatsoever.  From that day forward, I would walk in to his room and fart on that guy’s pillow every time I had to cut one.

A little Eric Clapton to get your week started.  Yeah, the lyrics are about a chic waiting for a NEW lover to replace the old idiot, but the title does fit today’s comic very well.  I picked up a big CD anthology of Clapton’s about 20 years ago and it had more than enough for me.  A little Cream, some Derek and the Dominos and of course a lot of his solo works.  Eric always seems to shine the most when he’s playing with other folks and not as the headliner.  His appearance in George Harrison’s “Concert for Bangladesh” was spot on and I’ve seen him on a number of specials with other artists where he just knocks your socks off. Anyway, enjoy some Clapton today.