Even a beauty like Lorraine has her faults. Besides setting her friend’s hair on fire, or dumping drinks on Hugh Hefner, it seems her system can’t handle the spicy Italian foods she so loves.
Raise of hands… who’s actually done this? Come on, you know you have. Sure, not as loud as Lorraine, but at some point it’s gonna happen. Or is it just me?
Supertramp is one of those groups I can take in certain doses. Love their stuff, but in small portions. The exception being their “Breakfast in America” album which I can at least get through the whole album… mostly. But, today’s title fits in perfectly as “Even in the Quietest Moments” things will happen…
I’m sure it’s just you …
Oh, I’ve a few stories where I was the victim, but I have actually managed never to inflict such pain on anyone. Well. Doesn’t count between guys who are going out of their way to intentionally try and hurt someone else’s feelings.
The expression on Lorraine’s face in panel #2 … priceless. That “Oh. Damn! We are so past the point-of-no-return.” sort of realization.
Well, I’ve had my wife light up the sheets more than once… so I’m thinking I’m not alone completely…
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Yeah, I like that panel too… the “oh crap… ” feeling… literally. 😛
Hey, he got a warning shot, so it could have been worse. At least it wasn’t an SBD. 😛
I’ve found that the louder they are, the less potent they are… well, sometimes. Yeah, SBD’s are killer. Our dog does those and they just waft up and make your eyes run.
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Wow, what a mood killer Lorranie is. 🙁
Makes me wonder if she ever tried to take a few spicy meatballs instead of a lot. 🙁
Mood killer… yes.
Lorraine does everything big… so yeah, she’d eat them all and deal with the consequences later. As an older man, I’ve learned what my system can and cannot take anymore. And it ain’t much.
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Oh gawd… Supertramp. I had an art teacher in high school who always brought out his boom box and gave us the choice – Jazz or Supertramp. It was like: would you prefer death by fire or by drowning?
I can probably recite all of the songs backwards and forwards on Breakfast in America much to my chagrin.
As for farting with spice, I’ve had a few nose hair curlers in my time.
I can’t stand people that force their musical tastes on a captive audience. So, I hope that teacher rots in the boom box hell he deserves for ruining perfectly good music in that manner!
And as far as curly nose hairs… nicely said… 🙂
Women don’t have gas. It’s biologically impossible. 😛
LOL! You have yet to meet my wife… she can blast them out like a real champ.
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There are only a few bands that have no right to exist. Supertramp is one of them. Sorry, Dude, I only got 60 seconds into this song and the psychic pain was too much!
LOL! No problem, man… your dose is only 60 seconds… 🙂
This is why methane isn’t a Noble gas…
I bet Kings fart… oh… not that kind of Noble… 😛
*Raises hand slowly and with some embarrassment*
Guilty.
Oh, oh, your status as Lorraine’s _______________ is up in the air it seems? She rotates guys, so you’re still in the pile for now… 🙂
I cut one while reading this.
Never could resist multi-media.
Wowee! Check your pants, Lorraine. That sounded like a Plotcher.
LOL! Nice…. 🙂
I’ve suffered unintentional blasts whilst going down. Mood killer! I’ve also ruined moods myself.
So, does that mean HE know has spicy balls?!? [smirk]
wow. this actually happens to other guys too. My wife is super hot but when she farts. OMFG! its horrible!