Bud’s transformation into a girl lands him over at Lorraine and Robyn’s place.
In light of today’s comic, here’s a story for you. :
Ever watch a woman golf? Where do those arms go? Over? Under? True golfing story from 1977: I played golf in the summers as I usually worked factory jobs and got off at like 2:00, so you could get 9 holes in and still be home for dinner. My cousin and I went to play and the course was really crowded, so they paired us with a couple of lovely ladies. Now, I’m wearing my trademark baseball cap, BTO t-shirt and really short cut-offs. For most of the course the ladies and us make minor nice chit-chat. I end up in the sand on the ninth hole and as good golfers know, you dig your toes into the sand for a better stance. As I wiggled my shoes into the sand, apparently my ass was wiggling too (I can’t see back there, so how would I know? Huh?) Well, one lady comments “Nice tush, honey!” Well, crap, I wasn’t expecting that in the middle of the day on a golf course from two very quiet women. Now, if I was drunk in a bar… So, I naturally hit the damn ball so far out of the sand I couldn’t even see where it landed. I smiled nicely at them and just pulled another ball out of my bag. We ended the game very quietly as I kept hitting the damn ball all over the place (lost my concentration, you know). We parted nicely, my face still very red. You women!!
I like Buds hair put him in a little dress and he’ll be fine at least the cute little frog was not hurt too badly. Bud now can have lesbian action or better yet the other guy should lick the frog find another guy and have him lick the frog or find a woman. Then the band could be like the runaways, go gos or even the spice girls. Bud would look hot in halter top hot pants and thigh high boots he could always borrow mine.
The country club must have had a lax dress code or maybe it was a public golf course to let you wear a baseball cap, old T shirt and cutoffs. I went to a public one in a golf shirt and hot pants. I think they only let me in over 20 years ago was cheap trills. But at least they didn’t chop up T shirts, wear crocs and socks. So it’s safe to assume they didn’t wear crocs and socks in the winter smugly as I’m freezing my tits off.